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I had fish and chips for tea.

It was nice. Pricey for the North. I like to eat you see, its sometimes the only thing that wakes me up in the morning. Well apart from having to go to work. Paying bills and dying is what the meaning of adult should be.

I like to talk, I also like to listen-my wife would disagree. Oh yeah, I'm gay. Best get that out of the way. I'm 30+2, however a woman should never discuss her age. I decided to write a load of rubbish for strangers because its cheaper than therapy, I get annoyed having someone looking at a clock whilst I'm talking and I'm paying for the privilege. So here I am. Also, here is a picture of my tea.

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